Death of a husband???

Jem: That 2-timing son-of-a...

This story definitely has me seeing red. Gidget's hubby is reportedly dating Cameron Diaz...puke! She just seems so dumb...

An eyewitness saw them canoodling at a hotel: "They walked up to the balcony area to look at the sunset. He had one arm round her waist and the other on the small of her back. She kept giggling and touching his chest to whisper in his ear. They obviously had a good night."

I'm sure that's not all that slut touched!!!

He's like the wind...

Jem: So, I'm sure by now you've heard about Jeff Healey dying of cancer on Sunday at the age of 41 and now, we find out that Sexy Swayze, 55 and co-star to Healey in Road House, is battling pancreatic cancer. Apparently, the survival rate is dismally low for this type of cancer but Patrick is responding well to treatment and remaining optimistic.

How sad. I hope he gets well. I don't think I want to live in a world where Johnny Castle dies. Who's going to get Baby out of that corner? Who's going to teach Keanu the joys of surfing and manly loving? And most importantly, who else could teach the patrons of the Double Deuce how to get along better than James Dalton? Oh, and how to rip a guy's throat out if absolutely necessary. Which, it totally was.

Your Face! What Happened To your Face?





















gidget: what the H. E double hockey sticks did Vogue do to Drew's face?

This just in: Cute Boys are Cute!

Jem: Ok, this boy is adorable and is made even more so by his "coaching." Don't miss the adorable smile at the end.

A bit of yummy-ness for Wednesday...

Jem: Milo looks delictable in this new spread for GQ...mama likes!

The Kylie we know and Love!

Jem: Here's our girl! Just the way we remember her. Love, love, love it!

Kylie was on The Hour last night. She looked AMAZING!

Here's Wow!

Gidget: I do like this video! And we all know that i love Kylie. BUT, i do like 'In my Arms' better. Both songs are great and fun to dance too. I just think 'In My Arms' is a killer track.

Mad props...

Jem: Okay, I have a pretty big crush on the JoeFresh label. I think they have a lot of really cute stuff and it's made even better by the super teeny-tiny price tag. It just goes to show that we can have quality for reasonable prices. I think these two looks are pretty adorable. Although, the dress might be a bit tough to wear.

It also reminds me of this interesting piece I saw about how there aren't very many luxury designers left anymore. How houses like Chanel (my once-beloved), Dolce and Gabbana, Versace and Louis Vuitton have become mass produced and marketed nightmares. There's nothing luxury left about them besides the price tag. Hermès is really the only luxury design house left as their products are still handmade and the client is 100% responsible for deciding upon key design elements.

gidget: I am also huge fan of Joe Fresh! I was wearing a dress i got from the Joe Fresh line last summer on Friday night. I love the look of the short jacket with the shorts in the top picture. Model also has great hair, though she is a tad too pale. i am not as much a fan of the pink dress. While i do like the color of the dress, i like dresses to have more structure. The straps are a little too small.

Worst video, ever!

Jem: It doesn't surprise me in the least that Spencer directed this piece of wet garbage. Ew, ew, ew! I mean, it's so super budget and Heidi can't lip-synch at all!!! I honestly couldn't sit through the entire thing. See if you have a stronger stomach than me, Gidge.

Gidget: i just can't do it Jem! it is so bad. why would heidi not make a 'real' video???? it kinda makes me sad :(

Dang Girl, You Look Good!

Conquest!

Jem: I'm normally not much of a White Stripes fan. I'm not denying the talent of Jack White; they're just not my favourite. The Hardest Button to Button is a good track with an even better video. And props to the WS for donating all those instruments to inner city schools.

Anywho, here's a new video that is pretty good, if I do say so myself.

Just because it's Monday...

And everyone can use a bit of cheering up on a wintery Monday.

With love, from Jem!

Starbucks Oracle

Jem: This is what the Oracle said about me after telling him that I drink a Grande, extra hot, non-fat Tazo Chai Latte:

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.

Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

I certainly hope that my friends don't find me intolerable. And I definitely don't think I'm assertive or direct. I do tend to be a bit bossy, though. But, to know me is to love me.

2 Hearts



Kylie looks amazing! I like the new song. Some people have been complaining and think the song is boring. I disagree.

X
Gidget: GOOD NEWS!!! Kylie's new alum, X, will drop on November 26. The first single of the album, 2 Hearts, will be released on November 12. Some are calling it a surefire Number 1.
The track listing for the album is;

2 Hearts
Like A Drug
In My Arms
Speakerphone
Sensitized
Heart Beat Rock
The One
No More Rain
All I See
Stars
Wow
Nu-di-ty
Cosmic

I can not wait to hear it! This year has been so great for music so far, this could be a great way to pop it up at the end!

You call that a comeback???

Jem: Okay, I'm aware at how long ago this happened. I've just been too busy to post anything about it. Poor, poor Britney. It looks like her talent left with her sanity. Seriously, the song's catchy enough but it's missing something. Wouldn't you agree? It's certainly no Toxic.

And, forgive me if I'm wrong but, didn't she used to dance? Now she just sort of fumbles around. Or should I say stumbles? It's pretty obvious she's on something. It's also pretty obvious that everyone in the audience is just praying she'll fall on her face, or shave her head on stage, or do something equally outrageous. Instead, all they get is this half-assed, lack-lustre performance.

Props to the hot mama bod, though.

Sexy Dave is solo...

Jem: I like this track. It's great, and Dave Gahan is as sexy as ever. Seriously the ONLY guy who looks amazing in a wife beater and tight jeans!




gidget: I could not agree more! Now go on tour Dave!

Heidi Takes a Stand!

Jem: Okay, I am not a Heidi fan. I don't think it's cool that she picked her boyfriend over her Best best. I also think she has an EXTREMELY annoying speaking voice akin to nails on a chalkboard.

But last night's episode of The Hills made me want to hug Heidi and take her out for cosmos. She finally stood up for herself by painting over that slightly-cool-but-highly-innappropriate Hollywood mural that Spencer "surprised" her with.

You should have seen the look on Spencer's face when he walked in. I love the way she made her point to him. "We can decide what to do with this wall together."

He was pissed. But she was completely right. They're living together and are going to get married. (Rumour alert: the engagement is fake!) Spencer has to learn to talk to Heidi about stuff before just jumping in headfirst.

Anyway, she made momma proud last night.

Check out her not-so-terrible single below:

The Invasion

Jem: Ok, I really like Nicole Kidman's hair here. It's a really pretty champagne blonde and the cut and length are nice...I'm thinking I'll bring this pic to my hair guru, Natalie the next time I get my hair done.

side note: Gidge, my hair is almost this length already...can you believe it? It grows so GD fast in the summer!

Anywho, what I don't like is her simpering face in this picture. Although it makes it more believable that she's in a movie about alien body-snatchers...

She looks snatched.

Gidget: I like the cut, but not the colour. It is too much bland colour for someone so pale. The cut is super cute though!

Music for Sunday


gidget: i am in a cafe and the song is playing at this moment. There is a boy singing alone to it in the cafe. perfect. Sure it is a super cheesy song, but i like it!

Jem: Aww. Gidget, you love Robbie. Well, Europe is the right place for you! They love Robbie a billion times more over there! This song is super good! I love it!

Sometimes, the Universe Throws You a Bone!

Jem: Oh, Beyonce! Thank you for falling on your face. Even if it was just this once. Love, Jem!



gidget: This is amazing!