Starbucks Oracle

Jem: This is what the Oracle said about me after telling him that I drink a Grande, extra hot, non-fat Tazo Chai Latte:

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.

Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

I certainly hope that my friends don't find me intolerable. And I definitely don't think I'm assertive or direct. I do tend to be a bit bossy, though. But, to know me is to love me.