You call that a comeback???

Jem: Okay, I'm aware at how long ago this happened. I've just been too busy to post anything about it. Poor, poor Britney. It looks like her talent left with her sanity. Seriously, the song's catchy enough but it's missing something. Wouldn't you agree? It's certainly no Toxic.

And, forgive me if I'm wrong but, didn't she used to dance? Now she just sort of fumbles around. Or should I say stumbles? It's pretty obvious she's on something. It's also pretty obvious that everyone in the audience is just praying she'll fall on her face, or shave her head on stage, or do something equally outrageous. Instead, all they get is this half-assed, lack-lustre performance.

Props to the hot mama bod, though.