Who's That??????

gidget: So, Jem and I saw 300 last night. It was mantastic! It was almost too much hotness, but wasn't. It didn't cross the hotness line, so we could handle all the hotness in the movie. One or two more super cute actors and it would have been too mantastic. Anyway, reader i am wondering if you had the same reaction Jem and i did during the film. Suddenly you start to notice how cute one of the Spartans is.....wait no, he's super cute. Who is he? Okay, he plays Stelios in the movie. He wears a loincloth and a cape well. Hmmm..he does seem a little familiar. Well fair reader i have discovered where Mr.cutie cute is from. His name is Michael Fassbender. He is in a British television program called Hex. I haven't seen it yet, but am working on that so i will let you know how it is. He was also in the tv movie 'A Bear Named Winnie'. That is where i have seen him before. What?! I wanted to watch a movie about the bear that inspired Winnie the Pooh. He was also in Band of Brothers. So, you may have seen his cute face on your television screen before. He's pretty dreamy, and crazy handsome in 300. Very nice chest, but that's a given in 300. He also has nice eyes. i think i have a crush on him now.

Gerard is so crazy attractive in 300 it is insane. He is 150% testosterone in the movie, and for some reason i love it! MMMmmm..men in capes, who knew it would be sooo hot? i don't even want to know how many power shakes this cast consumed during production.

i am man hear me roar! rarrrrrrr.

Jem: Oh MY GOD!!! 300 was so insanely good and awesome and full of delicious, yummy MEN!!! Not boys, people! Full-grown (emphasis on the grown part) men! It had muscles and running in slow motion and a heavy metal score and fighting and Gerard and so many other delicious feasts for the eyes.

The man mentioned by Gidget (Michael) was incredible!!! He just kept getting hotter and hotter...personally, I felt that way about most of the Spartans. Who doesn't love muscles? I'm not saying I love muscles on a REAL guy...because who would want to be with someone obsessed with the gym? I'm just saying it's great to see them on screen and drool...and objectify men a little bit...

FYI, Gidge, I totally recognize Michael from Band of Brothers...no wonder he's so hot. Band of Brothers is full of awesomeness...including Donnie from NKOTB.

Did I mention I like muscles?