gidget: The first single to be released off of Bjork's upcoming album is "Earth Intruders". Bjork was inspired by the visit she took to Indonesia to see the aftermath of the tsunami that ravaged the country. The song will feature a beat by timberland. Bjork says that she was inspired to think of the human race as a tribe and she wanted to create a universal tribal beat through the album. The more i hear about the album, the less i can wait. I wish i could hear Earth Intruders right now. This very second!

Mika Mika Mikagidget: i luv you i luv you i luv you.

The thing that is so great about your album Life In Cartoon is that it makes me smile. Every time i listen to it i can not withold my mouth from turning up with glee. i know everyone is in luv with you right now. You are the 'it' artist, but you are just too great that it would be a shame not to shout about you. On chubby face days, you make me feel a little better. And lets face it, my face is chubby so it is very helpful to have a great album to listen to when my face feels extra chubby. All i gotta do is put the track 'Love Today' on and i prance down the street with glee. I was on the bus and your song 'Big Girl(you are Beautiful)' came on and i just smiled and giggled. Unfort, a woman on the bus did not like the fact that i was smiling so much and was all 'why are you smiling?! wipe that smile off your face.' Luckily her bus stop was way before mine so i could smile again when she got off the bus ( i didn't want her to beat me up or anything). It's funny how some people find smiling so threatening. Oh, and who couldn't love Grace Kelly. It's so great when you sing/plead "why don't you like me? why don't you like me?" who can not relate to liking someone and trying to be whatever it is they like, but alas they never seem to like you. Oh, and i really really want to see you perform live. I heard that it is just the most fun, especially during lollipop.
did i mention that i luv you!

For Your Viewing Pleasure!
gidget: Just thought i would share this wonderful picture with you!

Monday Monday

gidget: on Saturday i spent the evening dancing and discussing the amazing muscles that are in 300. This crazy girl i was talking to had not even heard of the movie 300! She must have been under a rock for the last month or so. Anyway, i convinced her to go and see the film asap. Another girl tried to tell me that Michael Fassbender (Stelios in 300) was not cute. Uhhhh...i think she is a little crazy. Here is a picture from the London premiere to prove my point. I do like him with long hair though. But short is cute too.
now i have some sad news. As we all know, there is going to be another season of The Simple Life with Paris and Nicole. They were suppose to be counsellors at a kids camp, but both refused to take drug tests (ohhh, surprise) and both have drunk driving charges against them. Well, the show is still keeping the camp theme and one of the camps they will be counsellors at is a Fat Camp. Yeah, that's right, Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton are going to be offering support to individuals who need to loose weight. This is just wrong!!!! I have never seen an episode of The Simple Life, but i still feel that having Nicole and Paris as Counsellors at a Fat Camp is sick. Hmmm...will television once again make overweight people the joke?

In other weight news, Hilary Duff has finally come out and said she felt the pressure to lose weight. you may recall that when Hilary first emerged with a much thinner body she claimed it was because she had adopted "healthier eating habits". Yeah, and avril is a brat merely because she eats 'sugar'. Anyway, Hilary now says she did feel pressure to lose weight 'cause of what tabloids were printing about her. This is so sad. Hilary was so cute before, and now she is too thin and looks like she is 35 pushing 40 and she is only 19 ( or is she 20 now, i dunno). I can not believe how ridiculous the tabloids are about printing about women's weight. It is having such a negative effect on people. Everyone was all cheering for Jenifer Hudson and her full figure, yet tabloids continue to mock women who are larger than a size 4.

Who's That??????

gidget: So, Jem and I saw 300 last night. It was mantastic! It was almost too much hotness, but wasn't. It didn't cross the hotness line, so we could handle all the hotness in the movie. One or two more super cute actors and it would have been too mantastic. Anyway, reader i am wondering if you had the same reaction Jem and i did during the film. Suddenly you start to notice how cute one of the Spartans is.....wait no, he's super cute. Who is he? Okay, he plays Stelios in the movie. He wears a loincloth and a cape well. Hmmm..he does seem a little familiar. Well fair reader i have discovered where Mr.cutie cute is from. His name is Michael Fassbender. He is in a British television program called Hex. I haven't seen it yet, but am working on that so i will let you know how it is. He was also in the tv movie 'A Bear Named Winnie'. That is where i have seen him before. What?! I wanted to watch a movie about the bear that inspired Winnie the Pooh. He was also in Band of Brothers. So, you may have seen his cute face on your television screen before. He's pretty dreamy, and crazy handsome in 300. Very nice chest, but that's a given in 300. He also has nice eyes. i think i have a crush on him now.

Gerard is so crazy attractive in 300 it is insane. He is 150% testosterone in the movie, and for some reason i love it! MMMmmm..men in capes, who knew it would be sooo hot? i don't even want to know how many power shakes this cast consumed during production.

i am man hear me roar! rarrrrrrr.

Jem: Oh MY GOD!!! 300 was so insanely good and awesome and full of delicious, yummy MEN!!! Not boys, people! Full-grown (emphasis on the grown part) men! It had muscles and running in slow motion and a heavy metal score and fighting and Gerard and so many other delicious feasts for the eyes.

The man mentioned by Gidget (Michael) was incredible!!! He just kept getting hotter and hotter...personally, I felt that way about most of the Spartans. Who doesn't love muscles? I'm not saying I love muscles on a REAL guy...because who would want to be with someone obsessed with the gym? I'm just saying it's great to see them on screen and drool...and objectify men a little bit...

FYI, Gidge, I totally recognize Michael from Band of Brothers...no wonder he's so hot. Band of Brothers is full of awesomeness...including Donnie from NKOTB.

Did I mention I like muscles?

Speaking of GAP Ads...

Jem: Have you seen the ad with Chris O'Donnell in it? It's a print ad and he looks so sweet and cute. It reminds me of when all the girls used to crush on him. I guess he's made a bit of a comeback because of Grey's Anatomy. I don't have anything against Dr. McDreamy but Chris O'Donnell did grow up well. And, I'd rather date a vet than an emergency surgeon because I'm selfish and would be upset if my bf had to leave our dates all the time.

Top 10 Hottest Boys under 40!!!

Jem: Gee, this was a really tough list to make. How do you narrow it down from all the guys in the world to only 10??? Well, Gidget suggested the whole: under 40 thing...that still made things tough...there are a lot of yummy guys pushing 40.

So, here's my list for your enjoyment:

1) Richard Armitage: my celebrity husband! I just love, love, love him and his kissable lips. Nobody does it better.

2) Gerry Butler: Gidget's celebrity husband. He is so silly and cute and gorgeous. Normally, I would consider it wrong to lust after another's husband, but I would LOVE two tickets to his gun show!!!

3) Chris Carpenter: Quite easily the dreamiest pitcher in baseball. Chris is so focused and cute and I can't watch him throw a ball without getting tummy butterflies and proclaiming my love to the world!

4)Patrick Wilson: My former celebrity husband. How can a girl not swoon at a gorgeous blue-eyed man who sings and dances beautifully? Not to mention that whole Paul Newman thing he's got going on.

5) Hugh Jackman: JUST made the cut because of his age. But he really is so wonderfully gorgeous, he also has the accent, the singing and dancing thing and he just seems so nice. It's so great when guys are nice, don't you think?

6) Joshua Jackson: Ahh, Pacey! I admit I watched Dawson's Creek for Pacey alone. He really was the perfect boy...

7) Carter Oosterhouse: There's something about a gorgeous, toned man who can build you anything you want. I really am looking for a handy man.

8) Ewan McGregor: Hmm, there seems to be a trend with the boys that can sing and dance. Also, have you seen Long Way Round? It's so incredibly sexy that he has this passion and he lived a dream with his best friend. Plus, the further he goes, the more dissheveled he gets and the sexier he gets. It's unbelievable. He doesn't look bad in a single frame of that entire series. Plus, he has a delicious accent.

9) Scott Foley: I have been in serious crush mode with Scott since Felicity. I'm happy to see that he's still on TV. Scott was one of my first celebrity husbands but, like all the others, he chose to get married to a girl who wasn't me. I always pick the good ones who tend to get snatched up right away.

10) Jason Statham: And last, but certainly not least, there's this fine fellow. It was very difficult for me to post a picture of Jason with a shirt on. There aren't too many men that I lust after simply because of their physicality but, I have to be honest, I don't watch The Transporter for the witty dialogue. I love Jason's accent and muscles and everything. It's all on a very basic level. And I'm okay with that.

Fall into the GAP!!!

Jem: Is it wrong to luurv a GAP ad? Actually, I don't love the ad. Claire Danes can't dance worth a damn and I hates her. But Patrick is so dreamy, cute, sweet and delicious. I love his cute smile. And why isn't he singing? He's such a great singer!

So despite the fact that I don't love the GAP, I do love their choice of boys. They often choose the dreamiest boys.

Gidget: the gap does often choose the dreamiest boys! the commercial is super cute. they should have cast an actress who can sing and dance, that way Patrick could have sung too.
p.s. It is being reported that Salma Hayek is engaged and expecting her first child. Her fiancee is some businessman. If the story is true, congrats to them!

So Lucky

gidget: H&M is killing me here. The clothing outlet is now releasing a beachwear line that has been inspired by Kylie herself. The line is named 'H & M loves Kylie'. Who doesn't? The line is expected to hit stores in mid-may. Go Kylie go! Also, good job H&M! hooking up with such amazing women is a brilliant move. Much smater than random hook-up with a poptart with no taste. I guess the one thing saving me is that i don't really buy 'beachwear'. Then again, i am planning on going to a beach at somepoint, and i will need something to wear when i go.....

gidget: Bjork's new album has a name and release date! The new album is named Volta and at this time the release date is May 7 2007. Volta will feature 10 new tracks written by beloved Bjork, and the album is produced by her as well. Some of the collaborators on the album are Timberland, Antony Hegarty (who duets on two tracks), Mark Bell, Konono No 1, Chris Corsano, and others. Very exciting. I just hope the release date sticks, and it doesn't get pushed back. Remember how Vespertine's release date kept getting pushed back? May 7 isn't even that far away!! I can not wait to hear the first track released off the album. So, go mark your calendars.

Queen of the night
gidget: This is my fav. Oscar party picture. Madonna getting Penelope smashed. classic.
p.s.-i really don't like ms. Cruz's dress.