If I were to make a movie about Hugh Jackman...

Jem: Hugh Jackman was incredibly hawt in Australia. And, like I told Gidget, if we were to make a movie with Hugh Jackman in it, this wouldn't be too far off.

I can just here the convo now...

Jem: Ok, ok...so, he's definitely gotta be a cowboy

Gidget: OMJ! Yes!! And he's really buff! Like 300 buff!

Jem: Yeah! And he's kinda scruffy.

Gidget: Yeah! Because he's really rough around the edges and he gets into fights and stuff because his heart was broken in the past.

Jem: Ooooh! A tortured man! I love it! But can we have a scene to show off his muscles? Like say he's had a hard day and he wants to clean himself up a bit and so he's lathering himself up and then pours water over himself slowly?

Gidget: We absolutely MUST have a scene like that.

Jem: and we should clean him up at one point too. Because Hugh is gorgeous both ways.

Gidget: True! He looks like Cary Grant. Let's set the movie during the 30's and 40's so he can dress well.

Jem: You're a genius!

Now, of course there would be a few minor differences if Gidget and I had ACTUALLY made the movie. There probably be almost NO Nicole Kidman in the movie. And, let's be honest, there would be a scene where Hugh emerges from a swimming pool in slow motion.

Basically, there would be a LOT of water involved.

Well, it's about time!!!

Jem: Finally, the world has recognized the sexiest of the sexy! All I have to say is "What took you so long?"

Everyone knows that Hugh Jackman is, hands-down, the perfect man. He is crazy-gorgeous, comes with an accent, brilliant actor, he sings and dances, has an older, normal-looking wife and seems like a great dad. What's not to love?

gidget: sometimes I love it when the obvious is stated!

gidget: i love this song so much right now it's just....it's beyond descriptors.

Jem: Me too! Although, i can come up with a few descriptors...it's completely adorable, and catchy and sweet and it has a story and the boys look so cute and...you're right, gidget, it is beyond descriptors.

OMG Christina Ricci!

Jem: I get the look you're trying to acheive here...and it's almost working except for this backless part...

Despite the icky side-boob, what is up with the ribs!? Eat something!? Eat 3 somethings!

Start with this cheeseburger:

Separated at Birth????














gidget: Hmmm...for some reason Derek Hough of DWTS reminds of Jereth. No, not just David Bowie, but David Bowie Labyrinth years. Too bad Ryan is like Jereth's younger uglier brother, not like his twin. Perhaps Ryan should learn to do the Magic Dance.

DUUUUUUDE!

gidget: drew barrymore likes 'em young! Can you believe she hooked up with Ed Westwick? Vanity Fair caught them snogging at a Kings Of Leon concert so it must be true. Just look at the photo below, is that not proof enough for you???
i must admit i am a tad jelly 'cause i think Mr. Westwick is a bit of a fox.
oh oh oh wait! the kissing news doesn't end there! InTouch magazine is claiming to have photos of drew in lip lock with Landon Pigg (one of the actors in barrymore's upcoming directorial debut Whip It). Drew's lips have been busy.

Pretty much the cutest thing...evahhh...

Jem: Ok, this tiny video of this cutie-pie is so great. It's just about the cutest thing I've seen lately (and that includes human boys)

gidget: Bah!!!! so cute!

90210h no!

gidget: Really, why are the girls on the new 90210 so crazy thin??? Gotta love how the original Beverly Hills 90210 featured curvy Shannon Doherty.

Jem: I couldn't agree with you more, Gidget! I mean, the entire time I'm watching the show, I just think to myself how "Annie" needs to eat 17 cheeseburgers. Those girls are painfully thin!

Time For A Change

gidget: You gotta give it to Victoria Beckham, the girl knows how to make an entrance. It takes style to steal some of the attention away from a Marc Jacobs runway show. Posh stole some of the spotlight from NYC fashion week not just for the showcase of her new line of dresses, but for when she debuted her new pixie haircut at Marc Jacobs show. Some people love it, some people hate it, not much in the middle ground. Posh's hair has always stirred strong opinions.

I love it! Total cutesicle points in my book. I think Victoria Beckham has lovely, delicate facial features. The hair showcases her fabulous cheekbones and aides in making her look like less of a robot. Plus, Posh has been sporting the symmetrical bob for a good junk of time. She has seen many a lady come out of a salon attempting to achieve her look. It's fall, time for a change.

Beckham's hair was sculpted by celebrity hair stylist Garren, who is reported to have cut the legendary Audrey Hepburn's hair. When Beckham goes to get a gamine hairstyle, she does it right. Oh, and I also think Posh looks Ah Maz Ing in dark hair.

Flax Sisters Do NYC Fashion Week

gidget: I have not seen Mermaids in foreves. Lets take a quick look at the past first shall we....

Then:
Christina Ricci is adorable and Winona Ryder is awkward.




















Now:

Christina looks hot (still a bit of a lollipop head, but she is looking better. She was WAY too thin a couple years ago). Winona awkward and crazy pale. I think Winona may still live in 1994.



















p.s. cute dress ricci!

Kelly Cutrone might be a bitch but I think she's my hero!

Jem: So, I was super-duper envious of Whitney on The Hills last week when her boss, Kelly, TOTALLY hooked her up with one of the male models from the shoot. It was super obvious and more-than-slightly embarrassing for Whitney but at least she ended up on a date!

Apparently, this is just one of many perks one receives on top of the $85K salary.

I know a lot of people think Kelly is mean and a ball-breaker. I like that she's tough. And she's obviously successful for a reason. I also love it when she calls these stupid girls on their shit and makes LC pee her pants!

Now she's telling all the other single ladies of the world where to find hot, straight Australian guys during Fashion Week. Someone needs to give this woman a medal!!!

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/09/kelly_cutrone_reveals_where_to.html

Not the only ones who love Kylie...

Jem: It's pretty obvious that Christina is a big fan of our girl, Kylie. Her VMA performance was so, super-inspired by her. I LOVED it!!!!

gidget: i dunno, i felt like she was trying a little to hard to be like Lady GaGa

Crush du jour!

Jem: I guess Coyote Ugly's Adam Garcia has been doing a lot of work on Broadway. He is so super-adorable!

And I'm not the only one who thinks so...my girl Kylie thinks so, too!

I'm Just Saying is All

gidget: Joe Jonas was born to wear headbands.

Jem: I couldn't agree with you more. He's pretty much as cute as a puppy.

Because my kiss is like Kryptonite

gidget: i don't care what people say, i like that 'Boys' song by Ashlee Simpson. It's catchy and cute.



i blame Zellers for getting it stuck in my head.

A little hot sauce for your bland Friday

Jem: Talk about a cutesicle...Henry Cavill melts the ice cream off the stick. He's grown into a hot commodity. True, he's a little pretty but he's the only thing that keeps me interested in The Tudors. Talk about a show that's over-sexed and over-rated...

Until you see this coming at ya...

How did Gabrielle Anwar get so damn lucky?

First she gets to kiss Jake Ryan...

and now Mister Hot Pants!

gidget: i think i hate her!

But i don't think she has ever kissed this dream-boat

Gidget: Cutesicle(s). A new fav word for Jem and Gidget.
Used in a sentence: Cloud is such a cutesicle!
Or
gidget: i just got us tickets to see Kylie Minogue.
jem: Cutesicles!!! I am so excited.


Extra-special thanks goes to the film 'The House Bunny' for using the phrase "he's like a big box of cutesicles!"

The Panda Bar

Jem: So I found this program that takes any text and turns it into this beautiful word cloud. I decided to write a paragraph about The Panda Bar and how I imagine it looks like a creamsicle during the day: all cute and clean and orange and white. This is what the Wordle looks like:

gidget: OMG! i love it!

I heart your pants

Jem: I'm not sure if I'm feeling Marc Jacob's new resort-wear. But, on the other hand, hearts are toujours adorable.

Just wondering what you think, Gidge.

Maybe if they weren't tapered and très short?